Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Analogies and the Annapolis Boat Show

While my brother was here this weekend, we did some of the typical touristy stuff around town. Fortunately, the Annapolis Power Boat Show was on, so that gave us a good reason to NOT go to the Inner Harbor in Baltimore.
As we walked around the City Dock, looking at the boats - each one bigger and pricier than the next - I came to a realization. Most of the folks there were middle-aged-ish men, plumping, with too little hair and too much money. They oohed and aahed and ogled over every last linear foot of shining, glistening waxed fiberglass and polished silver.

Clearly, such a large boat is nothing more than overcompensation for a small penis.


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